12 February 2013

11 Feb 2013: moar exhibitions at Gulu Gulu

CHESS CLUB staged a couple of exhibition games at a gathering hosted by our friends at the Salem Boardgames Meetup.  Salem's inimitable Gulu Gulu served as the venue.

Although he claims to be inexperienced, el Greco stunned the Gabridoodle, winning his maiden game at CHESS CLUB.  The Gabridoodle put his anger into his work, though, and he then won a 48-move marathon against the Explorer.

In CLUB business, el Greco was appointed candidate member.


Game 1: el Greco - Gabridoodle, 1-0

This game began in orthodox enough fashion.  El Greco, with the white pieces, began mounting an impudent kingside attack.  At move 13 (see illustration at left), the Gabridoodle made what turned out to be a key blunder, moving the horse to d4; it was promptly grabbed by el Greco's queen.  This greatly complicated the Gabridoodle's management of el Greco's impudent kingside attack.

Here we are at move 23.  El Greco's impudent kingside attack has become a major crisis for the Gabridoodle.  However, thanks to some fancy footwork and a befuddling move or two, he actually managed to survive it, although at the cost of The Exchange.

They don't call it a poisoned pawn for nothing !  At move 27, el Greco got greedy and grabbed the Gabridoodle's a7 pawn.  This allowed the Gabridoodle to suddenly go on the offensive, unleashing his queen, eventually relieving el Greco of a horse and a rook !

After quite a bit of dancing around, el Greco finally got the situation under control, delivering checkmate at move 40, as shown at left.  Lessons learned...  For the Gabridoodle: don't slack off when there's an impudent kingside attack.  For el Greco: never, ever give the Gabridoodle a chance to wriggle out of the noose.


Game 2: Gabridoodle - Explorer, 1-0

The first two dozen moves of this game featured all the thrust and parry we expect from a confrontation between the Gabridoodle and the Explorer.  A decisive moment came at move 25.  The Explorer seemingly scored a coup, forking the Gabridoodle's rook and queen (it had been at e3).  However, the Gabridoodle came up with a response, moving his queen to b6 and demonstrating that sometimes the best reply to an attack is a new attack !  Now if the Explorer took the rook (he didn't), he'd lose a bishop and a horse.

Move 33 brought a key event: the Explorer blundered away a bishop by impulsively moving his rook to attack the Gabridoodle's queen.  The Gabridoodle simply snatched the bishop with his queen, gaining an ultimately decisive material advantage.

The Gabridoodle probably had a faster, more elegant way to win, but being a mere woodpusher, he didn't checkmate the Explorer until move 48.

08 February 2013

Our first video lesson: The Price of Impulsiveness

Well, it was only a matter of time before we started poasting videos at YouTube...



31 January 2013

Sometimes it's about position, not material

While Fritz was busily gobbling up material, the Gabridoodle performed a rook lift (f8 to e8 to e6 to g6) that helped save the day.

Fritz - Gabridoodle, 0-1


22 January 2013

22 Jan 2013: in which the Pirate gets blitzed !

CHESS CLUB had an unusual Tuesday session due to the Chess Pirate's piratical travel plans later in the week.

Having at long last successfully defended The Shiny against a malarial Gabridoodle, the Pirate's winning streak came to an end today.  Incredibly, this happened when the Gabridoodle won the tie-breaking blitz game and despite the fact that he'd inhaled cleaning chemical fumes before arriving and was then treated to a hefty dose of the Pirate's sparkly              -themed nail polish.

In CLUB business, the idea of affiliation with the USCF was briefly discussed.  It was decided that we might join if it is free or if the cost is very small.  However, it was also agreed that the USCF and its members probably wouldn't like Salem CHESS CLUB very much.  Subsequent research reveals that affiliation costs $40 per year, a figure no doubt far too steep for the CLUB.

In other CLUB business, there was talk of organizing a large chess jamboree in the near future.  Stay tuned !


Game 1: Chess Pirate - Gabridoodle, ½-½
Time control: 10 minutes each

Despite on-going malaria issues and the aforementioned huffing, the Gabridoodle was in better form, successfully parrying the Chess Pirate's aggressive early thrusts.  At move 10, the Pirate committed a flagrant touch-move rule violation -- but hey, this is a "friendly" game !  Her frustration showed again on the next move, when she castled using a shiv !  At move 17, after the Pirate made a routine recapture, the Gabridoodle said, "That doesn't intimidate me !"  The Pirate's response was, "Then I'm not doing it right !"  Awhile later, a confounding pawn move made by the Gabridoodle brought forth this gem from the Chess Pirate: "I need to move my queen away from your stupid Bishop.  Stupid bishop !"  The game continued with neither player achieving a decisive edge.  At move 56, well beyond the point where the game became drawish, the Pirate demanded, "Take it !  Don't waste my time !"  This marathon finally ended with stalemate after move 64.  As shown in the diagram, there wasn't much left on the board.


Game 2: Gabridoodle - Chess Pirate, 1-0
Time control: 10 minutes each

While the Gabridoodle played somewhat less briskly than usual in game one, he came alive for the tie-breaking blitz game.  Normally, the ever-impulsive Pirate has the edge when time runs short, but today was a different story.  The Pirate blundered away her queen in the early going and the Gabridoodle's queen was then able to rampage and methodically gobble up material.  Eventually, he checkmated the Pirate with about 2 minutes to spare on his clock.

18 January 2013

18 Jan 2013: miniature shocker !

Once again, The Shiny changed hands, the Gabridoodle suffering a humiliating, almost castrational defeat.

In CLUB business, there was a discussion about whether the intense, almost crazed, level of competitiveness that has become so characteristic of CHESS CLUB can be reduced.  It was agreed that this is impossible.

Gabridoodle - Chess Pirate, 0-1

This game came to a shocking conclusion after only 14 moves, the Gabridoodle having failed to make an elementary defensive move (g3 to block the bishop-queen assault).  For record shortness, this game tied a very similar one from last April.  The Pirate, having just won back The Shiny, declared, "I crushed you like a tomato due to my Italian heritage !  I used my feet to make Gabridoodle sauce !"  For once, her comments can't be disputed.  After this miniature shocker, a second just-for-fun-not-for-Shiny game was played, which the Gabridoodle won, however, on further analysis it turned out that the Pirate made an illegal move.  She must have been giddy.