At Derby Joe in Salem, the Chess Pirate won The Shiny with a quick checkmate -- a classic bishop-queen battery that even a patzer like the Gabridoodle should have seen. Here's the Pirate's poetical account of the event:
The beautiful Chess Pirate wore a sweetly flowered light blue print shirt, to compliment her blue eyes. Her golden locks were long and flowing. She sat down and smiled, angelically. The Gabridoodle also sat and the timer was set. Who knows what for ? The game only lasted 46 short seconds, with a brilliant checkmate stunningly played by a cool and collected Pirate.
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